Category Archives: Lifestyle

Spring Everything!

SPRING has finally ARRIVED! Celebrate with THIS gorgeous Walford Home Farmhouse Flower Pot and Tray Set 😉 Up the EVERYTHING OOMPF of your Farmhouse Décor with fresh herbs, succulents, craft supplies, etc. in these galvanized “vintage look” beauties <3 Makes a perfect Mother’s Day 2018 Gift! Available on Amazon HERE: Use PROMO CODE “MSWALFORD30” to get YOUR exclusive Motherstucker Subscriber 30% off discount (while supplies last) Hurry! 🙂 


Join Motherstucker & BACK the PUGONA ROCK CLUB Kickstarter! This AMAZING cause also has some fantastic goodies for their supporters!

♥ MOOD Bag – This collaborative design featuring Vinny the Pug & Bleaudreaux, the New Orleans blue-crawfish. MOOD BAG is for the woman who reserves the right to change her mind! She flicks her wrist, reverses her bag and, bam! She gives birth to an entire different mood.”MOOD BAG is Limited Edition, Serial Numbered and includes a Letter of Authentication. PUGONA ROCK CLUB will be having 2 Bag Give Aways! Enter to WIN YOURS at Motherstucker’s MOM Giveaways

Quit Pinning! Progress to Qolture!

Rainy Sunday evenings are perfect for envisioning your dream room. You know, that disaster space in your home that needs attention, TLC, & new furniture. How long have your been planning to redecorate it? Weeks? Months? Years? Motherstucker understands 😉 It’s nearly impossible to find exactly what you are looking for (design/color/scale) at an affordable price. Who wants to change out of comfy PJ’s & drudge around the city hunting for finds in every furniture store? No thanks! But seriously, enough pinning your room refresh – it is time to take action!

My home office has been an eyesore for 5 years. Yes, it functions. Beyond the day to day tasks… it fails in style, color, inspiration, & is downright embarrassing when guests pop over. Today I am taking charge of the obstacle that is my office thanks to Qolture.

Qolture is where modern shopping meets modern design. With worry-free shopping & delivery, you are never more than a click away from carefully curated collections of home furnishings. Selected from among the most sophisticated & elegant designers in the world, Qoltur brings you products that add flavor to any room of your house, from statement-makers to accent pieces for your living room, dining room, kitchen, bedroom, or patio. Their inventory is always changing as they find new/unique hard to find modern home furnishing pieces, & their active listings reflect their availability. The expert home décor consultants at Qolture hand-curate each piece of furniture in the online showroom.

Qolture believes that a captivating home is more than just stuff. Instead, it’s a feeling — the sense of being safe, content, & surrounded by people & items you love. Helping you create that warm atmosphere is their goal. Qolture carries an AWARD WINNING selection of the following:

Home Office Items

Bedroom Furniture & Accessories

Living Room Furniture

Dining Room Furniture

Kitchen Accessories

Bath & Guest Bath Items

Home Accents

Year-Round Sale Items

Outdoor Collections 

The Qolture team is very choosy about the source outlets they use for the home decor items offered to you. That’s why they collaborate with an elite network of home decor connoisseurs to select every piece they carry… & that’s why their selection of five-star home items is always changing! Learn more about what is hot for home furnishings today at Qolture’s Blog. They have published interviews with several celebrities from HGTV & the DIY Network like Chip Gaines (SWOON! <3), The Scott Brothers, Alison Victoria, Ken & Anita Corsini, Nicole Curtis, & Listed Sisters!

Stay up to date on the most recent design/decoration trends & find unique ideas for YOUR home. No matter what style you prefer or what season it is, you can always find something fashionable & alluring to grace your home at Qolture.  This is the web’s most comprehensive selection of home furnishings, including eco-friendly elements, beautiful sofas, exclusive wall art, & classy dining sets. 

Moreover, Qolture has created a unique discount code for Motherstucker blog readers!  audience. YOU receive a 20 percent discount on purchases over $100.00 (minimum purchase amount) by entering the discount code “MOTHERSTUCKER20” at checkout. The discount code will expire on 12/31/2018. Also enjoy FREE SHIPPING on orders over $99! Get started here:

Plus, check out the Motherstucker Instagram feed today  & follow along to VOTE for your favorite Motherstucker Headquarters OFFICE Redo Options from Qolture!

TOP desk options include the “Cori Industrial Design Desk in Antique Black” — complete with caster wheels, “Simple Modern Metal Office Desk” — complete with Teal Blue Finish, & the “Studio Desk” in Espresso & Metal. TOP chair options include the “White Faux Leather Modern Mid-Century Office Chair” — complete with curved mid-back seat & arms, Lisette Contemporary Office Chair — in gorgeous gray with nailhead trim lines,  & the “Black Mid-Century Modern Classic Mid-Back Office Chair” — featuring contrasting colors & a chrome base. Stay tuned…. Quit Pinning! Progress to Qolture!

Fit Mom Gym Tote Essentials

This is a sponsored post on behalf of BODYARMOR SuperDrink in conjunction with the Mom It Forward Influencer Network… 

January 2018 is almost in the books! Did you meet your fitness goals this month? At Motherstucker Headquarters, there is always room for improvement. Join me & let’s finish out this month stronger together!

My 3 biggest fitness accomplishments this month:

  • Bi-Weekly Kickboxing Workouts!
  • Daily walks for the new puppy (& myself)!
  • Staying hydrated!

Those achievements were accomplished thanks to what you see in my “Fit Mom Gym Tote” (headphones, gym lock, boxing gloves, & BODYARMOR) plus some things you don’t see – DETERMINATION, PERSEVERANCE, & DEDICATION.

Every Kickboxing class is a wake-up call with 30 minutes of intense cardio, followed by resistance training. This super fat-burning-muscle-sculpting-workout leaves me feeling energized & sweaty.

Speaking of energized, Bridgette (4 month old Irish Wolfhound puppy) loves her daily 1 mile walks. This month we’ve walked in temperatures from mild to frigid. As the walks get longer & the weather gets warmer, I’m thrilled to have found BODYARMOR SuperDrink! My favorite is BODYARMOR LYTE! This premium sports drink (that provides superior hydration) is packed with electrolytes, coconut water & vitamins & low in sodium & high in potassium. I appreciate that it is naturally sweetened at only 20/cal per serving 😉

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Enjoy this coupon link to  save 50¢ on any BODYARMOR product. Join me & together let’s stay on track as February starts with our Fit Mom Gym Tote Essentials. Pool season is right around the corner….

Make Your ‘Custom Lyfestyle’ a Better One Today

Custom Lyfestyles’ has to do with the way people live and care for themselves on an everyday basis. As humans, we see impurities on the outside that are sometimes hard to deal with. Feeling and looking good externally can boost confidence levels within. Custom Lyfestyles is a line focusing mainly on skin and body care that makes your life trouble-free with the help of technology. All of our products are top of the line and high quality. Make your ‘Custom Lyfestyle’ a better one today.

Have You Ever Wanted to Quit Your 9-5 Job — Work from from Home — Spend More Time with Kids — Travel the World & Make a 6 Figure Income?

Check out this info & great guest post below. Motherstucker walks the walk & talks the talk. Working from home really is the best!

You can learn THIS in the next 5 minutes. Click here  & join Digital Altitude now! Make 2018 THE year for YOU & YOUR family 😉

See you at the top,

Michael Force/Founder

Amazing but Simple Tips for Getting Perfect Legs

In the process of taking care of our hands and face we often forget to give enough attention to the way our legs and feet look. It is therefore very important to maintain your lower limbs and take all necessary steps to keep them looking beautiful and healthy at all times. Given below are some easy but essential tips that will help you maintain your legs and bring them close to looking perfect.

  1. Don’t hurt your legs

Would you like to have scar and cut marks on your face or other exposed parts of your body? In all probability you will reply with an emphatic no. Similarly, it is vital to ensure that you take good care of your legs and feet and stop them from being grazed against rough surfaces or invite accidents that could leave ugly marks on the skin. In case you already have a few tell-tale marks or scars then it is recommended that you take all possible steps to have them removed at the earliest to help show off a perfect set of legs.

2.Do workouts

Fat tends to accumulate in the calves and thighs thereby making them look disproportionate and out of shape. Firstly, it is very essential to get rid of this extra flab through regular walking, workout and fat burning programs that include a good and healthy diet. Post that, you need to get in touch with an experienced trainer to understand the different moves that can help you get shapely, tight and well-toned legs on the double. As per your lifestyle, stamina and work schedules, you may want to go for bike riding, jogging, walking, jumping rope or trampoline, aerobics, squats, lunges, swimming, climbing stairs, training by weights, etc. The trainers at Element Fitness explains how to get perfect legs with the right kinds of moves and exercises, do ask for a session to get the best results at the earliest.

  1. Tanning

It is quite easy to get your legs tanned the wrong way in tropical countries, therefore it is crucial to invest in a good sunscreen formula to take good care of your legs and make them look appealing and attractive. On the other hand, people who are very fair may need to go for artificial tanning modes to make their legs look the way they want them too.

  1. Hair Removal

Legs with hair are a complete no in case of women. Be it laser hair removal, waxing, or shaving, it is a good idea to choose a hair removal technique that is less time consuming, comfortable and easy to perform on a regular basis.

Leg makeup, pedicures, eating healthy and right, etc. are some of the important things to do for getting perfect legs. In short, you may have to go an extra mile to make your legs shapely, as well as flaunt healthy and clean skin. Get toned at the earliest – your legs also deserve to look good!

Motherstucker’s 2018 HAPPY NEW YEAR MUST: Natural Skin Care Essentials for Your Body, Heart, and Soul!

Our relationship with Nature is our truth. We place the value of this intimate relationship at the forefront in designing products that promote personal wellness. At iHeart Nature, we are all about honoring this relationship in how we create natural, earth-friendly, skin care products that are sustainably sourced. Wherever possible, we use organic ingredients, earth-friendly packaging, and partner with micro farms and small businesses.
iHeart Nature supports the passionate community of conservation champions; a healthy planet for a healthy you!
iHeart Nature Products = Natural Skin Care Essentials for Your Body, Heart, and Soul developed and tested by an expert panel of physicians from a wide range of holistic healing arts.

Give Your Pet A Holiday Stocking Treat!

Fresh, Real Food Options for Pets from Freshpet Inc.,  the first and only maker of fresh, all natural food for pets, wants you to give the gift of irresistible,  delicious treats to your pets. This holiday, stuff your pet’s stocking with the wholesome, yummy snacks for pets that are sure to be their favorite gift of the year! Whether your pet woofs or purrs, Freshpet® offers freshly prepared treats and meals for your dog and cat, using as always only fresh, natural ingredients. Just be sure to refrigerate!

Some of the Freshpet® Treats available for your dog and cat include:

-Freshpet® Dog Joy® Turkey Bacon – Dog Joy® Treats. Smoked to perfection, these all natural turkey bacon treats are an absolute favorite of pups everywhere. Made in the USA. Available in 3oz and 6oz resealable pouches. 

-Dog Joy® Sausage Slices – Dog Joy® Treats. Real chicken and beef sausages sliced thick then baked to perfection, these treats are sure to make your dog bark with excitement. Made in the USA. Available in 4 OZ resealable pouch. About Freshpet

Freshpet has a single-minded mission – to improve the lives of dogs and cats everywhere through the power of fresh, natural food. Packed with vitamins and proteins, Freshpet foods offer fresh meats, poultry and vegetables farmed locally. The Freshpet Kitchens then thoughtfully prepare these natural ingredients and everyday essentials, cooking them in small batches at lower temperatures to preserve key nutrients. That way, your pet gets the best. Freshpet refrigerated foods and treats are kept cool from the moment they are made until they arrive at Freshpetrefrigerators in your local store.

Freshpet foods are available in select mass, grocery, and pet specialty retailers across the US and Canada. From the care Freshpet takes to source their ingredients and make their food, to the moment it reaches your home, Freshpet’s integrity, transparency and social responsibility are the way they like to run their business. To learn more, visit

Motherstucker’s 2017 Holiday Spice Guide

National Bake Day is December 23, 2017! Are you ready? Prep correctly for the 2017 Holiday Season with Artisan Spice Co., a small batch spice company with lots of unique spice blends! Motherstucker’s FAV’s & MUST HAVES:

♥ Aged Bourbon Pepper: A blend consisting of premium peppercorns, herbs & spices with real aged bourbon. This is a natural for seasoning red meats, game & seafood.

♥ Artisan Steak Seasoning (Grinder): A chunky blend of dill, coriander, pepper & other spices that truly enhance the flavor of steak & roasted vegetables.

♥ Chesapeake Seafood Blend: Great for steaming crabs & shrimp or for flavoring crab cakes, seafood, soups, dips or stews. Can also be used in potato & macaroni salads or as a condiment.

♥ Everything But Salt (Grinder): Don’t be salty!  Everything but Salt isn’t quite everything, but almost. A variety of herbs, onion & garlic to enhance any dish. The perfect blend for those watching their sodium intake. 

♥ Himalayan Pink Salt (Grinder): Jurassic Salt, also known as Himalayan salt, is mined from evaporated seas that flowed freely during the Jurassic period. High mineral content, coarse, light pink in color, nice briny ocean flavor.

♥ Merquén: Traditionally, this blend was crafted by the indigenous Mapuche people of south-central Chile. This version combines select sweet, spicy & smoked chilies with sea salt and spices. Try it out in your next vegetable side dish of onions, potatoes, or squash! 

♥ Sriracha Lime: Sweet & spicy Sriracha fused with a touch of zesty lime. Sprinkle liberally on everything from scrambled eggs to grilled pork chops, burgers to tofu. This bold & versatile blend transforms simple to sensational! Try it in Honey Sriracha Lime Salmon Hello PERFECT Holiday BRUNCH Dish!

♥ Tennessee Whiskey Rub: YOU HAD ME AT TENNESSEE WHISKEY! 😉 Whiskey Rub is a pepper blend made with a small amount of Jack Daniel’s. It has hints of rosemary & garlic and is a real winner for lamb & other red meats.

♥ Wild Bison Blend: This aromatic & versatile blend enhances the flavor of all wild game, lamb, poultry & especially bison. Ingredients include; garlic, salt, chilies, onion, turbinado sugar, & juniper. Bring Wild Bison Meatballs to your company party & WOW them 😉

♥ Zesty Chipotle Blend (Grinder): A blend of Mexican oregano, chipotle & pepper flakes for a true southwestern flavor. Give any dish some smoke & heat. It is a great sprinkle for pasta, pizza, & salads.

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Benefits of Handcrafted Soaps!

What do you love most about your favorite commercial bar of soap? Is it the bubbly synthetic lathering agents? The “squeaky clean” feel of detergents? Or maybe you thrill to the skin drying hardener that makes for a long lasting bar.

If you are thinking that doesn’t sound like what I look for in a soap, then be sure that you ARE using soap. Take a look at the label. Don’t see the word soap? Then you are most likely using a detergent & that can mean an extremely drying, synthetic, chemical clean. Handcrafted soaps are a better, natural, gentle way to clean your delicate skin. 

You can feel the amazing difference between commercial bars & glycerin rich handcrafted soaps. Pectolite, LLC is the home of Simply Natural Bath & Body Products, which includes a line of handcrafted artisan soaps. Their unique formulations ensure that the skin loving oils that go into making their soaps is exactly what your skin gets out of each creamy, lathery, ever so emollient bar. Want softer, happier, more nourished skin naturally? Then give real soap a try. From the super sensitive to the seriously sensuous, Pectolite has handcrafted soap bars for all skin types, including those allergic to coconut, palm & olive oil.


Stressed out? ‘Tis the season! One of the most stressful holiday tasks can be creating holiday cards. We’ve all been there! Impossible  to navigate sites, photo formatting issues, non-exsistant customer service, delayed printing, poor quality prints… SKIP that MESS this year with NO FAIL PurpleTrail! Right now, PurpleTrail has Free Shipping on orders $75+ (for a limited time!) on their GORGEOUS Personalized Winter Holiday Cards & Invitations!

Cross holiday cards off your TO-DO list today! Then shop the PurpleTrail site for your holiday gifts from highly tailored printed products, to cards for every occasion, to printed planners, to customized gifts & wall prints.Motherstucker’s gift orders are placed & my holiday cards are IN THE MAIL thanks to PurpleTrail. The most stressful part of the entire experience? My “check engine” light came on en-route to meet with the family photographer this year. After the photo shoot — while sitting in the auto service department — I was able to upload the 2017 photo & place my PurpleTrail order.  100% Customizable. Created by Me. Now it’s YOUR turn. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Photo credit: Andrea Monteruil Photography

Turn up the Heat for National Apple Cider Day!

November 18 marks National Apple Cider Day! Check out this quick & delicious Ginger Whiskey Cider recipe, courtesy of the NEW Brooklyn Crafted Mini Ginger Beer. Cheers!


Courtesy of Brooklyn Crafted

  • 2 oz. Hard Cider
  • 1 oz. Whiskey
  • Brooklyn Crafted Ginger Beer Mini in Traditional, to fill
  • Crushed Ice


In a 12-16 oz. high ball glass, combine the hard cider and whiskey. Fill the glass with crushed ice and top with Brooklyn Crafted. 

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October is National Pasta Month!

Gluten free, protein-packed, high in fiber – not necessarily the first terms that come to mind when sitting down with a big bowl of pasta! Today’s options go far beyond wheat or white, with trending brands like Explore Cuisine offering pastas made from organic beans, lentils, & peas, loaded with plant-based protein, iron, & fiber.

For those looking to celebrate, Motherstucker wants to share a few  #NationalPastaMonth recipes: Simple Spaghetti for beginner chefs & Organic Edamame & Mung Bean Fettuccine in a Light Pesto Sauce for those who like mix things up in the kitchen.

♦ Organic Edamame & Mung Bean Fettuccine in a Light Pesto Sauce


7 oz. Explore Cuisine Edamame and Mung Bean Fettuccine – cooked & drained

2 large yellow squashes, peeled into ribbons with a peeler

3.5 oz. pecans – peeled & halved

1/2 cup pomegranate seeds

3 oz. pine nuts


1 large bunch of fresh basil

2 cloves garlic

2 oz. olive oil

2 tbsp pine nuts

1/2 tsp coarse sea salt


Peel skin from garlic cloves, & chop into big chunks. Using a food processor, pulse basil, garlic, & nuts several times until finely chopped. Add the salt & olive oil, pulse until blended. Pesto may be thick, so add more olive oil for a looser consistency. Lightly toast the pecans, pomegranate seeds & pine nuts in skillet. Mix the fettuccine with the sauce, gently fold in the remaining ingredients. Serve immediately.

♦ Simple Vegan Chickpea Spaghetti


1 box Explore Cuisine Chickpea Spaghetti

1/4 cup nutritional yeast (optional)

1 cup organic pasta sauce


Cook the spaghetti until soft according to the packet directions. Drain the water from the pasta, & stir in the pasta sauce. Add more if you like more sauce. Serve in bowls & then sprinkle the nutritional yeast on each one. Season with salt & extra nutritional yeast if desired.

Bon appetit!

Calling All Snack Moms & Dads!

If you’ve got kids, you’ve got snacks. The two just seem to go hand in hand! As parents ourselves, we’re always looking for ways to bust boredom with the snacks we serve, whether at home or heading to an after-school activity. So for all you soccer moms, scout dads or other parents on snack duty, let’s shake things up and bring back the fun to snack time!

Focus on Fruit

Packed with goodness and great taste, fruit is a no-brainer snack choice for kids. Plus, it’s a naturally gluten-free and nut-free option for kids with sensitivities. While some little ones will gladly devour all types of whole fruit, others need a little more coaxing. Try these ideas:

  • Slice it Up: We’re not sure why, but kids tend to like fruit better when it’s washed, cut, and ready to go. So slice those apples to amp up their appeal!
  • Set it Up: Out of sight, out of mind, right? Rather than keep bananas and oranges tucked away, display them in a bowl on your kitchen counter for an easy-grab solution.
  • Kebab it Up: Pro-tip: Everything is more kid-friendly on a stick—perhaps because it resembles a magic wand? Add strawberries, grapes, melon and other bite-sized fruit to a skewer, alternating as you go.
  • Mix it Up: Offer fruit in a variety of forms and textures, from freeze-dried to canned to smoothies and beyond.

Veg Out

Don’t tell your kids, but snack time can be a great time to incorporate veggies—especially if you do it in an artful way! A few of our faves:

  • Ants on a Log: Fill a celery stick with natural peanut butter, then sprinkle with raisins.
  • Bell Pepper Rainbow: Cut half-moon strips out of red, orange, yellow and green organic bell peppers. Arrange in a rainbow shape and add a piece of raw cauliflower on either end to mimic clouds.
  • Cucumber Sandwich: Use two round cucumber slices as your “bread” and fill with a yummy spread, such as hummus or cream cheese.
  • Kale Chips: Spread organic kale leaves in a single layer on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper. Bake in a preheated 350-degree oven until browned, about 10-15 minutes. Let kids help by sprinkling on salt, pepper and/or parmesan cheese when done.

Grab and Go

We like to get all Pinterest-y just like any other parent, but sometimes it’s all about quick and portable. These packaged snack options are great for car rides, field trips, lunch boxes, sports practice or any other time you need to head out the door in seconds flat. It all depends on which flavor your kids are feeling!

  • Salty: Popcorn, pretzels, veggie straws, mixed nuts
  • Sweet: Animal crackers, oatmeal cookies, graham crackers, individual cereal boxes
  • Bars: Granola bars, protein bars, cereal bars, etc.
  • Other Popular Picks: Raisins, string cheese, yogurt tubes, Go Organically gluten free fruit snacks

Is it snack time yet? We’re hungry! Don’t forget to follow Go Organically on Facebook for more meal and snack ideas. 😉

Motherstucker’s Realization on Vacation

Disclosure: I have been compensated for this post with Combat sample product &/or payment. As always, all opinions expressed here are my own & not influenced in any way.

10 years ago this month, my grandmother organized an autumn getaway for all the women in my family to Edisto Island, South Carolina. Meemaw, Aunt Lori, Cousin Mackenzie, my daughter Cady & I with bulldog Oedamae traveled from Kentucky to the beach house rental. We arrived at dusk, chose our rooms in the beach house & began to unpack. I was pregnant with my 2nd daughter at the time & soon after I began unpacking, I needed to sit down on the bed to take a rest. My bedroom walls were natural wood paneled with large dark knots. Pictures of sailboats hung on the wood walls. It was seaside shabby chic – quaint and very different than what I was accustomed to in Kentucky. As my gaze moved from ship picture to ship picture, I noticed one of the wood knots MOVING. I focused. I freaked! There was a huge roach scurrying up the wall!

I grabbed my daughter, bolted from the bedroom & immediately called the beach house rental company. After explaining my unwanted roach roommate situation, the rental company employee LAUGHED. I failed to see the funny and asked if a service person could come bug treat our rental A.S.A.P. When the rental company employee quit giggling, she explained to me very sweetly & sincerely, “Honey, that’s not a roach. We don’t have roaches in South Carolina. That’s a Palmetto Bug. There is nothing to worry about.” 

Fast forward 10 years, I now LIVE in South Carolina. While Spring, Summer, & Fall all feel like summer this far south – cool weather will be here eventually & NOW is the perfect time to protect my home from ants, roaches, Palmetto bugs, whatever. I found Combat Max – Ant & Roach Killing Foam Spray that comes in a 17.5oz ready to use aerosol can. This Quick Kill spray (kills ants & roaches on contact) dries invisible and leaves a protective force-field. Combat Foam expands into cracks and crevices where insects hide. Regular aerosol sprays can’t do that. Within minutes the foam disappears leaving no residues after treatment at Motherstucker headquarters.  

No ants, No roaches, No Palmetto bugs. Thank You Combat Max!

October Is National Popcorn Poppin’ Month & There’s No Better Way to Celebrate Than with Everyone’s Favorite Snack!

Celebrate with The Little Kernel “Miniature Popcorn” – Motherstucker’s FAV & one of the market’s smallest (& tastiest!) popcorn brands. With a unique, hulless, “miniature kernel,” The Little Kernel is popped in 100% PURE olive oil, & is gluten-free, non-GMO, dairy-free, kosher, & certified whole grain.

Even better, TLK is available in six delicious flavors, including: Truffle Sea Salt, Sweet & Salty, Pink Himalayan Salt, White Cheddar, Butter & Naked (No Salt Added) (SRP: $3.49 each).

Wash this DELICIOUS snack down with refreshing AquaBall! The only zero-calorie, sugar-free & preservative-free children’s beverage currently on the market. The naturally flavored water is available in four fruity flavors (Berry Frost, Fruit Punch, Grape & Strawberry Lemonade) & features fan favorite characters from Disney’s “Frozen”, Disney Princesses, Marvel’s “Avengers,” & Disney Classic Characters. Parents can feel good about this choice as AquaBall is also a great source of Vitamins B3, B5, B6, & C & is naturally flavored (no artificial flavors or colors). ENJOY 😉 

Welch’s® Fruit Rolls Deliver the Same Quality Consumers Love in Welch’s® Fruit Snacks, in a New, Irresistibly Fun Format!

Unroll the fun with the NEW Welch’s® Fruit Rolls. Featuring fruit as their first ingredient, these snacks  come in 3 mouthwatering flavors: Berry, Tropical Punch, & White Grape Strawberry. Welch’s® Fruit Rolls contain 100% of the daily recommended value of Vitamin C & are an excellent source of Vitamins A & E. Gluten free! Preservative free! Welch’s® Fruit Rolls are loved by kids & approved by MOMS!  Available in select grocery stores nationwide <3 

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