MotherStucker Meltdown…


1.  Daylight Savings Time Day #24, 2012:  It now gets dark at MotherStucker Headquarters at 5:19 pm.  Wikipedia tells this MotherStucker that Daylight Savings Time was invented in 1895 by George Vernon Hudson.  I am tempted to locate his descendants and drop my kiddos off for an evening of complimentary childcare, although the “Hudsons” are likely in the witness protection program…consider your legacy carefully MotherStuckers.

2.  To pass the time, I evaluated our pantry supplies and concluded I could throw together some sugar cookies as “practice” for the holidays.  While I make the world’s most outstanding chocolate chip cookie bars, apparently my sugar cookies leave much to be desired.  My daughters descriptive words included, “nasty, funky, rancid, pukey” etc.

3.  In an attempt to occupy my kiddos, we ventured to the nearby (national chain) 3000 sq. foot craft store.  This MotherStucker + 2 sugar under-loaded girls held the #3rd place in line for 15 minutes because #1st place was occupied by a customer returning an entire cart of merchandise (sigh!) and #2nd place was held by a buyer who only needed 400 items (thimble size) who of course was (wait for it, wait for it)…tax exempt.

4.  Hubby just returned from his Crossfit Workout and wants to tell me about his “WOD” and “PowerSnatch”….there are no more words…

4 thoughts on “MotherStucker Meltdown…”

  1. I don’t know how it works with your store, but eons ago when I worked in Walmart, the tax exempt card had to be done all by hand in a “special” ledger book. It was dumb. One time I had someone come through buying ONLY a pack of gum and flashed that card . . . I MEAN, REALLY? I will GIVE you 3 cents if you don’t use that card! ARGH.

    Also, I love the word RANCID.

    1. You should tell the current US adminstration about the tax exempt ledger book – can you say old school redo? Somebody is going to pick up that idea and RUN with it 😉 Rancid!!

  2. daylight savings sucks ass! Especially now that the Government made it start earlier and finish later! Who the hell needs DST in the freaking winter? Dickheads!
    Thanks for hooking up at the Hump Day Hook Up

  3. DST does suck, but so does trying to get your kids to bed when it’s still light out. Now I fall asleep before they do…

    Glad you survived the meltdown (although that was November – I’m sure there’s been a few more since then!)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *